Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times and she won’t believe you. Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life. The three unwritten rules of life: Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a day. In life it’s either Yeet or get beat and I clearly failed yeeting as a child as my dad beat me. Life is like a film it goes on but you can cut at any time. I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing. me: my life’s not a joke, jokes have meaning. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. There was always that one SPECIFIC person you THOUGHT ruined your life, but it turns out your life has always been ruined by you being in it… Why did the chicken cross the road? He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you’re a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. Here is a great collection of some of the best jokes about life, which will make you laugh so hard that you’ll forget all about your problems.ĭon’t say your life is a joke because jokes got meaning. Life jokes teach us to be happy even when things are hard, so they make life beautiful.
